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INTERVIEW with JEFF CLAYTON (the voice Of ANTiSEEN)
-english-version-

Let's face the first questions: Why do you always kind of avoid talking about your band's history?
Because I just dont know how many ways I can explain we got together in 1983 and alot of people have come and gone since then and we have put out alot of releases in 18 years and make it seem more intresting than the other 2050 times Ive explained it.

Seems like you guys like to perform heavily armed on your album covers, which firearm/weapon do you personally prefer and would the hell would you make you use it?
I THINK I know what your trying to ask. Why would I need a gun? Because as our liberal society gets weaker and weaker and parasites and welfare recipients are rewarded for laziness and being peices of shit...these "people" will feel like everything that is out there is owed to them and that they can pick and choose to take from who and where they feel like and when it gets to this level, I'll be ready to blast the peices of trash all over the walls and back into thier government housing project that they came from.......thats why.

What's your opinion concerning the political situation in contemporarry America?
See the above answer.

Does the Rebel-Flag being on almost all of your album covers have a certain meaning to you?
Its a REBEL flag which is taken from the phrase "to rebel against". The south wanted to become its own country and when the almighty government said "NO" we fought against them and lost. Now the whole country is a nice big slum. The stance that we took is never forgotten and can be used in the smallest of situations to help you succeed. The civil war was not fought over slaves....most southerners were too poor to own slaves. So if your implying that we are racist you can stick that up your ass.

On your current Record "15 minutes of fame..." you can hear traditional Bavarian Music and the voice of a German girl. What the fuck do you associate with Bavarian and its Oktoberfest?
Bavaria gets the same treatment from the rest of Germany that the southern states get from the rest of the USA. When we were there last, a promoter apologized to us because we had to set in a bar with some "typical bavarians"...well, I'll tell you this...Id have much rather sat and talked with those folks instead of a bunch of crusty punks. Bavaria is beautiful!!!!

In Terms of your degree of popularity you have really achieved a lot within the last years. Is your music enough to make a decent living or do you guys still have to work beside the band, or do you maybe make money otherwise, e.g. by forcing young chicks into prostitution?
Yes of course we still have to work. we dont live in squats that smell like cat piss. Anyone who thinks we could survive soley off of ANTiSEEN is sadly mistaken. The way I usually end up after shows, I couldnt do that night after night after night. We are all working class people.

Judging your looks one must really admit that you look quite evil. Do you have any tales sticking in your mind about things that happened because of your "nasty"/rocking looks?
It keeps people that want to ask for donations to help keep children off drugs and other money beggers to leave me the fuck alone.

Does your appearance help you get hot and horny pussies into bed?
oh yeah. all the time. black chicks.

What's your favourite Porn Star? Tell me the reason.
Jasmine St. Claire, Ashlyn Gere, Christy Canyon, Asia Carrerra, Artimis Antone, Krysti Myst, Chasie Lane, Domonique Simone, Celeste, because they are hot.

What sort of drug do you prefer?
whiskey.

Why is there no worldwide Antiseen Army in the world?
because people are idiots.

You've been friends with "Scum-Master" GG Allin for years. How did you guys get along with each other music-wise and what is your favourite GG Allin song?
We got along really good. My favorite GG song is "Highest Power"

Which are your preferences concerning martial arts? Explain.
Kung Fu...cuz it was popular when I was a kid. Bruce Lee, Bruce LI, David Caradine, thats what Kung fu is all about...and the song Kung Fu fighting which we use as intro music somtime is what makes Kung Fu a very beautiful thing for me.

When will you guys release new Antiseen material, what ca we expect?
THE BOYS FROM BRUTALSVILLE will be released this spring. you can expect more of the same.

You have released quite a lot of 7"inches so far, are you a vinyl-freak? Is there a 7'inch you wild kill for?
I like vinyl. There is no record out there that I really want anymore.

Which kind of music domiates your record collection?
country and 70s rock that i grew up on.

When exactly was you last fight, did it make you feel horny?
Hattisburg Mississippi back in march. we beat up a bunch of punks that wanted to give us a try. I felt good...not horney....you stupid son of a bitch.

What are your plans for the future?
to continue to be the greatest band in the world and do interviews like this til the day I die.

Complete the following sentence: I'm gonna donate 24 bottles of beer to the WANKER CREW because........
If I dont, they will probably cry and whine until I do give them some , so rather than listen to that shit all day Id rather get rid of the beer and be able to relax in peace.

Whose guts you like rip and eventually shit inside?
Jesse Jackson

Who is you favorite tattooist? What kind of tattoos do you like best and what is your opinion on tattoos in general?
I dont have a favorite...but my favorite shop is KADILLAC TATTTOO in Philadelphia PA. I hate tattoos in general.

Talking about German soccer, do you like the FC ST Pauli?
What ive seen of the St pauli team I like.

Who do you wanna say fuck to you?
everybody who does not agree with 100% of everthing I say.

Any last comments?
NO.

Who in your band has dot the most giant cock?
well since none of us are faggots we have never checked to see who has DOT the most giant cock.

Your favorite Ramones - Song ?
commando, today your love, chainsaw, I dont wanna go down to the basement.

Christmas lies ahead of us, what kind of present can your friends and foes expect from you?
not one god damned thing.
 

(Interview: Nick Revolte)
(Pixx from the ANTISEEN Homepage !!!!)

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WANKER FANZINE # 10 (2001)